ThinkGeek offers the Primitive Stainless Steel Knife for $69.99. Better yet, coupon codes "FIFTHOFF" and "RETAILMN10" cut the price to $45.99. With $6.84 for shipping, that's $24 off and the lowest total price we could find. It measures 8.7" and includes a pebble-shaped stand. Deal ends April 13.
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