For in-store pickup only, MicroCenter offers the Intel Celeron G1820 Dual-Core 2.8GHz Processor, model no. LGA1150, for $29.99. That's $16 under the lowest shipped price we could find. This processor features speeds of up to 2.7GHz, as well as a 2MB cache.
If you're at least 62 years old, you can score a $10 lifetime pass to America's federal parks and recreational lands. But act quickly because fees are about to jump.