MetroPCS offers its Alcatel 768 Cell Phone for MetroPCS (no contract) in Teal Blue, model no. 610214633033-R, for $19 with free shipping. (Best Buy has it for a buck more via pickup.) That's $30 off list and the lowest total price we could find. It features a 2.4" 320x240 LCD, 2-megapixel camera, FM radio, and MP3 player.
If you're at least 62 years old, you can score a $10 lifetime pass to America's federal parks and recreational lands. But act quickly because fees are about to jump.