UntilGone offers the Men's Fleece Lined Pullover Hoodie with Kangaroo Pocket in Navy or Black for $12.99. Coupon code "KANGA-AFS" cuts that price to $11.99. With free shipping, that's $38 off list and the lowest price we could find. It's available in sizes M to 4XL.
You can stop tearing off several pieces of paper towel to dry your hands.