Finish Line via Macy's offers the Vlado Men's Atlas 3 High-Top Casual Sneakers in Black, Red, or White for $40. Pad your order with a beauty item (they start at $3) to bag free shipping; otherwise, shipping adds $10.95. Excluding padding, that's the best price we could find by $50. They're available in select sizes from 8 to 13.
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