B&H Photo Video offers the Apple Watch Nike+ Series 3 GPS + Cellular 42mm Smartwatch in Crimson/Black for $284 with free shipping. That's tied with our December mention as the lowest price we've seen for a new cellular-enabled model. (It's the best deal we could find now by $75.) It includes a screen protector and features: W2 dual-core processor 16GB internal storage integrated GPS and GLONASS watchOS 4.0
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