Adorama offers the Fender Limited Edition American Professional Stratocaster in Lake Placid Blue for $1,649. Coupon code "PRESIDENTS" cuts it to $1,099. With free shipping, that's the lowest price we could find for any Professional Series Stratocaster by $351. Features include: V-Mod pickups C-shaped neck treble bleed circuit bone nut & 22 narrow-tall frets Elite Molded hardshell case Note: It's unclear whether this has a maple neck with maple fretboard, maple neck with rosewood fretboard, or all-rosewood neck.
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