Macy's offers the Calvin Klein Men's Sateen Slim-Fit Stretch Pants in several colors (Officer Navy pictured) for $29.99. Opt for in-store pickup to avoid the $9.95 shipping fee. That's $28 off and the lowest price we could find. They're available in most sizes 29x30 to 40x32.
There are plenty of great ways to spend your money, but you can safely leave these products on the store shelf.