That Daily Deal offers the Jokai Can Straw 2-Pack for $4.99 with free shipping. That's $7 off list and the lowest price we could find. (For further comparison, a 4-pack costs $17.40 on Amazon.) They snap snuggly over cans to maintain carbonation, and they feature a capped straw to keep bugs out. Note: You can also order three 2-packs (six can straws total) for $11.97 with free shipping ($3.99 per 2-pack). Deals end April 6.
There are plenty of great ways to spend your money, but you can safely leave these products on the store shelf.