Eyedictive offers the Nike Men's SQ PH Max Transitions Semi-Rimless Sunglasses in Matte Black or Metallic Pewter for $48. Coupon code "DEALNEWS12" cuts that to $36. With free shipping, that's the best price we could find by $9. They're fully UV protective.
There are plenty of great ways to spend your money, but you can safely leave these products on the store shelf.