Macy's offers the Tasso Elba Men's Drawstring Pants in several colors (Natural Linen pictured) for $32.99. Opt for in-store pickup to dodge the $9.95 shipping fee. That's $32 off list and the lowest price we could find. They're available in sizes from S to 3XL.
There are plenty of great ways to spend your money, but you can safely leave these products on the store shelf.