Walmart offers the Mr. Bar-B-Q 3-Piece Golf Tool Set for $8.85. (Amazon charges the same, although it takes four to eight weeks to arrive.) Choose in-store pickup to avoid the $5.99 shipping fee. That's $26 off and the lowest price we could find. It includes a putter shaped spatula, golf ball shaped tongs, and 2-pronged fork.
The planet will thank you, your local (overwhelmed) landfill will thank you. Even your budget will thank you.