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KFC Ltd. offers this Internet Escape Pod for $10,000 with free shipping. Believe it or not, it's a savings of $86,485. It measures 7-foot x 7-foot x 6.6-foot and is constructed of steel, stainless steel mesh, and an 8-lb. foam Colonel Sanders. This cage is designed to block the Internet from reaching your devices. (Or you could, you know, exercise some self-discipline and turn them off. But then you wouldn't have such an eye-catching conversation piece. And yes, it does have a drumstick for a handle.)

Note that this includes assembly and installation service; a qualified assembler shall assemble and install the pod on a mutually agreed upon date.