KFC Ltd. now offers this Internet Escape Pod for $5,000 with free shipping. That's a 50% drop from last week, and no, we can't believe it's still in stock, either. It measures 7-foot x 7-foot x 6.6-foot and is constructed of steel, stainless steel mesh, and an 8-lb. foam Colonel Sanders. This cage is designed to block the Internet from reaching your devices. (You could also Google how to make your own Faraday cage, and possibly save even more money that way. But really, can you make it look as stunning as this?)
Note that this includes assembly and installation service; a qualified assembler shall put together and install the pod on a mutually agreed upon date.
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