Nordstrom offers the Urban Decay Vice Liquid Lipstick in several colors (Amulet pictured) for $9 with free shipping. (It also offers a selection of three free samples to choose from in cart.) That's the lowest price we could find by $9. It is waterproof, cruelty-free, and comes in both matte and shimmer shades.
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