Diamond Princess offers the Genuine 2-Carat Diamond Open Heart Bracelet in Silver for $499.99. Coupon code "DEALNEWSVDAY" cuts the price to $99.99. With free shipping, that's $700 off list and the lowest price we could find. It measures 7.5" and has a round single cut, I1-I2 clarity, and a lobster clasp.
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