18 Things Your Grandkids Will Never Understand

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I handed the floppy disk to a third-grader and asked him what he thought it was.

“A … bottle opener?” he wondered.

Somewhere, the ghosts of the 1980s were smiling.

But I get it. To a kid for whom floppy disks are as unfamiliar as buggy whips, “bottle opener” was a darn good guess.

I’ve co-written two books on the lost toys, tastes and trends of past generations — “Whatever Happened to Pudding Pops?” and “The Totally Sweet ’90s.” That’s brought home to me how quickly things I took for granted growing up have been transformed into museum pieces.

I’m a firm believer that kids should learn about what the world was like when their parents and grandparents were growing up. Record players and in-car ashtrays can be lessons in how a previous generation was raised, reminding us of what was important, creating connections and sparking conversations.

See if the following relics stir up memories and conversations for you.

1. Record player

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You can still buy record players — now they’re often called “turntables.” Some have USB connections and cost hundreds of dollars. The generation raised on iTunes may need a few lessons on their use, though — and also on what a “record” is.

2. Built-in bathtub soap dish

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Does your bathtub have a built-in soap dish? When’s the last time you actually used it for bar soap?

Some people love a good bar of Dove or Lifebuoy soap, but kids today are more likely to use shower gel or body wash.

The New York Times noted in 2018 that fancy, pricey artisan soaps are lathering up a following again, perhaps also bringing back demand for built-in soap dishes.

3. Rotary dial phone

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Here’s a fun test: Find a kid born in the past decade and hand them a rotary dial telephone. See if they know how to make a call. Then sit back and laugh while they try to figure it out.

This fun video shows just how mystifying it this once-familiar routine can be. Wait, you have to pick up the receiver? Where’s the delete button?

4. Fixing a cassette tape with a pencil

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Back in the day, we listened to music on cassette tapes.

Sometimes the tape would unravel. That’s when a wooden pencil was every music lover’s best friend. You just stabbed the pencil into the cassette holes and wound the tape back until it was tight.

This was an odd bit of 1980s surgery that every kid knew how to perform. Now it’s faded into the mists of memory along with ninth-grade algebra.

5. Drive-in movie theaters

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My childhood drive-in movie theater — the Vali-Hi in Lake Elmo, Minnesota — is still operating (once the snow melts), with hot dogs for a dollar. But many kids today may never know the thrill of wearing footie pajamas to watch a movie from the family car.

Drive-ins are a fast-fading phenomenon. According to the United Drive-In Theatre Owners Organization, there were just 317 drive-ins in the U.S. as of August 2018. Get this, though: In 1958, there were more than 4,000 drive-ins across the country.

6. Encyclopedia sets

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Do you still have a multi-volume set of encyclopedias on your bookshelf?

Although Encyclopedia Britannica no longer offers the print editions that may have been a staple of your youth, you still can get the 22-volume World Book in hardcover.

Kids today, however, are likely to be more familiar with Wikipedia and other online resources than the set of heavy, alphabetized books that once dominated home libraries. Maybe you loved, as I did, paging through the volumes and learning about aardvarks, Zimbabwe and much in between.

7. Manual transmission cars

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Want to protect your car from thieves? Get a vehicle with a manual transmission, operated with a stick shift.

“Stick shifts” represented only about 3.5% of vehicle sales in the U.S. in 2018, according to USA Today.

In 2019, there was at least one report of a car thief who tried to steal a car only to realize that it was a stick shift — which he apparently didn’t know how to drive.

8. Roller skate key

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Kids today roller skate, of course, although many prefer inline skates to the four-wheel variety.

But hand a kid a roller skate key and watch their brain combust as they try to figure out its purpose.

One type of old-style skates clamped onto the skater’s street shoes. The metal key was a type of small wrench that you used to adjust the fit.

9. Milk delivery

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In 1963, according to The New York Times, about 30% of consumers had milk delivered to their home. By 2005, only 0.4% of total sales were home-delivered.

Milkmen and women were in danger of becoming the punchline for jokes as stale as last month’s carton of 2%.

But it may be too soon to count milk delivery dead. Some dairies are reviving the tradition of home delivery. And AmazonFresh, Amazon’s grocery delivery and pickup service offered in select cities, includes milk and cream among groceries it delivers.

10. Handkerchiefs

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My dad was never without a handkerchief. A businessman by day and a farmer by night and on weekends, he was not about to haul Kleenex around with him — not in his company’s warehouse nor at home on his tractor.

As HandkerchiefHeroes.com notes, the rise of paper facial tissues like Kleenex, starting in the 1920s and 1930s, started to push hankies out.

A pocket square still makes a fashion statement today, but in these enlightened times, who wants to stick a drippy hanky back into a pocket?

11. Car window cranks

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Hey, wind down the window, will you? Say that to a youngster in a car and they might look at you like you sprouted a second head. “Wind down?”

Today, we push a button to roll down a car window. Back in the day, we manually turned a crank for the same result.

Crank windows still can be seen in older cars. But as of 2016, Car and Driver reports, only 6% of new cars for sale in the U.S. — including models from Jeep, Ford, Nissan, Chevrolet, Kia and Toyota — offered manual windows.

12. Floppy disks

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Floppy disks were the go-to data-storage solution in the early days of personal computing. You could save the essay you wrote, carry it with you and print it anywhere — ground-breaking conveniences at the time.

Those disks gave way to CD-ROMs (compact disc read-only memory), rewritable CD-RWs and ever more storage innovations. Now, essays and documents float around in the cloud.

13. Telephone switchboard operators

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A few generations ago, the job of switchboard operator was a career path for aspiring young women.

Operators sat at a large panel with jacks for dozens or hundreds of phone lines, inserting and removing plugs from the jacks to connect telephone callers across the city or across the world.

As telephone service became automated, the need for these workers shrank. Now, switchboard operator appears articles like “20 Jobs That No Longer Exist.”

14. Lick-and-stick postage stamps

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Youngsters might be puzzled when tell them you once had to lick a stamp to stick it to an envelope.

We older folks can still taste the adhesive that postage stamps once used. Today’s self-adhesive stamps may be an improvement over that taste, but some of us do miss actual letters.

All this led me to wonder: Are lickable stamps still made? A dogged U.S. Postal Service representative searched hard and found the answer for me: “No water-activated postage stamps have been printed since 2015.”

That year, two lickable stamps were printed: a 1-cent stamp depicting a bobcat, and a 10-cent stamp of an American clock.

15. Pull-tab cans

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Ah, canned drinks. Such an easy and convenient way to quench one’s thirst.

But opening the cans used to be quite different. You needed a can opener.

And then, in 1959, an engineer named Ermal Cleon Fraze came up with the pull-tab beverage opener. His New York Times obituary says Fraze hit on the idea after he was forced to use a car bumper to pry open a can of beer at a picnic.

Kids today are unlikely to know pull tabs. That’s probably a good thing, since the tabs could become street litter or a choking hazard for drinkers who dropped them into the can they were drinking from.

Today’s cans have a tab that stays put after you pop open the can. I’ll drink to that.

16. Correction fluid

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We’re not saying that correction fluid has completely dried up. You can still buy it. And it’s still useful, especially when you want to correct a mistake on a form that can’t easily be redone.

But now that erasing an error by computer is as easy as backspacing, that smelly, messy liquid is less common.

When you explain correction fluid to your grandkids, you can share this fun fact: It was invented in 1951 by Bette Nesmith Graham, mother of Michael Nesmith of the pop group The Monkees. And, then, be prepared to explain who The Monkees were.

17. Cassette mixtapes

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Cassette mixtapes were quirky, fun DIY compilations of tunes that you choose and personally recorded, usually from a variety of sources. They are ancestors of contemporary “mixtapes” made on CDs.

The kids in your life may know old-style mixtapes from the 2014 superhero film “Guardians of the Galaxy,” — and the sequel, “Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 2” — in which the film’s hero, Peter Quill, frequently is shown listening to a cassette mixtape of hits from the 1960s through 1980s. The music helps him remember his late mother, who made it for him.

18. Print catalogs

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When holidays or special occasions rolled around in the old days, kids made Christmas or birthday lists by consulting the pictures in fat, colorful department-store catalogs.

Delivered to your door by the mail carrier, these dream books from J.C. Penney, Sears, Montgomery Ward and the other iconic national merchandisers of the era offered Barbies, BB guns, clothes and so much more. Sears even sold mail-order homes.

What things do you see fading from the lives of new generations? Share your thoughts in a comment below or on our Facebook page.

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