Funny Money: Financial Wit and Wisdom From 50 Top Comedians

Photos: Amy Schumer, by CarlaVanWagoner / Shutterstock.com; Jerry Seinfeld / Photo by Entertainment Press / Shutterstock.com; Kevin Hart / Ira Bostic / Shutterstock.com; Bob Hope, Vicki L. Miller / Shutterstock.com; Erica Rhodes / Photo by Bruce Smith
Photos: Amy Schumer / photo by CarlaVanWagoner / Shutterstock.com; Jerry Seinfeld / photo by Entertainment Press / Shutterstock.com; Kevin Hart / Ira Bostic / Shutterstock.com; Bob Hope / Vicki L. Miller / Shutterstock.com; Erica Rhodes / photo by Bruce Smith

“I spent half my money on gambling, alcohol, and wild women. The other half I wasted.” – W.C. Fields

Comedians have been telling money jokes for generations. It’s a rich and enduring topic, especially for those experienced with money and the rest who’d like to be.

Check out these quips from 50 top comics — and have a laugh:

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